Man Rules - penalty list

[ihateiraq]

Sure, why not...

I wear a 15 as well and know how hard it is to find foot apparel...You had to have actively sought out a pair of these to find a pair that big...

on my fob(a small base) the showers were like 100 yds away from my room over rocks and crap. over the first three months we were there i stubbed my toes numerous times and broke 2 pairs of flip flops. i decided it was time for a change. the px(basically an army wal-mart) on a nearby base sold crocs, but never had any in my size(13), so i got online and ordered some. i thought it would be really funny to order a bright orange pair, and it was. until i went to take a shower while the csm(the highest ranking enlisted person in a unit) was on his way to dinner. he was not amused. especially when i told him i bought them to match my orange lenses(on my fob you were required to use protective eyewear at all times when outside), and didnt they go well together. i got a thorough dressing down, and from then on only went to the showers under cover of darkness. ive still got them, although they are very rarely worn these days.

 

[Eddie]

I call shenanigans and want to bring this to the floor for debate. *While I haven't completed the Hemingway Man Requirements, I have driven to Vegas in a carbureted rx7. *A stipulation needs to be added to the above violation, *I have my hair trimmed at a salon, for half price, by a hot chick, while I stare at scantily clad hot chicks with bad ass tattoos.
*

Men get their hair cut by barbers, in a barbershop. Said barber should be able to competently discuss guns, hunting, sports, politics and know the latest dirty jokes. The barber should also look at you strangely if you ask about highlighting or getting your nails done. Other acceptable answers are cutting/shaving your own hair, or not cutting your hair at all.

 

[Joe Williams]

AUTOMATIC MAN CARD REVOKE if you personaly ,,, or you allow any other person to stick anything up your bunghole!!!! this includes gerbils, beads, rubber objects, bottles, toy cars, etc....

I've had some sort of long tube shoved up there, during which they also pumped me full of air.

Do I get points for the SERIOUSLY world class farts afterwards? Or do I lose points for being sedated?

 

[steve666]

Man card revoked if you thought Kevin Costner's Robin Hood was a guy movie.

Your card is in jeopardy if you think Kevin Costner's a guy.

 

[indytechnerd]

The real question is, How many of you have completed Hemingway's requirements for being a Man?


1.Plant a Tree - Yes, several
2.Fight a Bull - Fought, no; ridden, yes.
3. Write a novel - Do I get credit for multiple short stories (all non-published as of today)?
4.Father a child - 2, in fact

Not sure if partial credit is an option, though.

 

[HandK]

I have a pair of realtree camo crocs.....size 15....bring it.

Are they the pink camo????

 

[HandK]

I wear Crocs at work, they are comfortable.

I get to poke people with needles.

Sorry turn your man card in!! unless you work for a OBGYN!!!

 

[HandK]

OH!! OH!!! turn your man card in if you eat turky bacon and post it on INGO as being bacon!!! its turky!!!! not Bacon!!!

 

[gregtheplumber]

Full revocation of mancard for any and all men that worry to much about what makes other men not men. this thread is ridiculous

 

[Fargo]

AUTOMATIC MAN CARD REVOKE if you personaly ,,, or you allow any other person to stick anything up your bunghole!!!! this includes gerbils, beads, rubber objects, bottles, toy cars, etc....

And Captain Obvious rears his head....

 

[Eddie]

Full revocation of mancard for any and all men that worry to much about what makes other men not men. this thread is ridiculous

Sounds like somebody lost his man card...

 

[Jack Ryan]

*
I am single, hence the reason I go visit the STAFF

It's sounding worse. Could they put those little punisher skulls in the polish to tuff'n up the look a little bit?

 

[Jack Ryan]

The real question is, How many of you have completed Hemingway's requirements for being a Man?


1.Plant a Tree

a thousand times

2.Fight a Bull

Hit one in the head with a 2x4 and got out of the pen alive.

3. Write a novel

A couple posts at a time.

4.Father a child

Twice

 

[Jack Ryan]

I have a pair of realtree camo crocs.....size 15....bring it.

...not that there's any thing "wrong" with that.

 

[Jack Ryan]

Full revocation of mancard for any and all men that worry to much about what makes other men not men. this thread is ridiculous

Welcome to INGO and thank you so much for sharing post number 24 with us.

I entertained similar thoughts when starting the thread and yet still felt the entertainment factor could be worth the risk as well as afording me the opportunity to ridicule the insufferable. Sorry you couldn't resist the yearn to rub elbows in this thread and may have gotton your feelings hurt as a result.

 

[shootersix]

if you own or drive a "new beetle"

 

[misconfig]

man card revoked for wearing any shoes that do not have a complete upper to them. i.e. - slide in shoes

I work in an office - slide on loafers rock.

Also, I'm rarely caught in my own house without my slippers on! Damn those things keep your feet warm and cozy.

 

[Protest]

Your man card has been revoked if you star in a kid's comedy

Vin Diesel - The Pacifier
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jingle All the Way
Hulk Hogan - Suburban Commando

They've all had their man card revoked!

 

[Eddie]

The real question is, How many of you have completed Hemingway's requirements for being a Man?


1.Plant a Tree
Planted quite a few.

2.Fight a Bull
Nope, wouldn't know how to go about this.

3. Write a novel
Four to date, but so far nothing good enough to get published.

4.Father a child
Three times. All boys.

I guess we need to arrange for an INGO bullfight so that some of us can finish out our requirements.

 

[E5RANGER375]

ive never faught a bull, but I sure as hell have ran FAST away from an angry one who wanted to give me another butt hole!! growing up we were out "cow tipping" and my buddy tried to tip a bull, WRONG MOVE!!!!!