revocation of man card if you can quote any line from "Sex in the City"
Man card penalty for a male wearing Crocs.I wear Crocs when im fishing, does that count? They are tan and I have never worn them in public except for on the water.-Hey, its still better than a grown man in sandels!
Revoke yer man card if you receive a manicure or a pedicure.
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Penalized a twelve pack if you get yer hair cut in any place called a salon.
I wear Crocs when im fishing, does that count? They are tan and I have never worn them in public except for on the water.-Hey, its still better than a grown man in sandels!
I call shenanigans and want to bring this to the floor for debate. *While I haven't completed the Hemingway Man Requirements, I have driven to Vegas in a carbureted rx7. *A stipulation needs to be added to the above violation, *I have my hair trimmed at a salon, for half price, by a hot chick, while I stare at scantily clad hot chicks with bad ass tattoos.
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dont confuse you being old for me having a lack of manliness.
Man card revoked if you don't firmly grip my hand when you shake it. (You're excused if you're under 8.) Also, if you shake too long, I will get very annoyed with you.
could be that youre just not comfortable enough with yourself to get a manicure. its ok.I think we're around the same age and uh, I can't say I've ever even thought about getting any of my nails done.
I've also never contemplated wearing flip flops in public.
*If you've never gotton slapped over it by your wife for staring or by said hot chicks for making a move, then it's gonna take a couple penalty brews for me to wash that story down.
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Pictures might help.
Can we do this for women, too? If you're going to shake a person's hand, be sincere about it for crying out loud! You don't have to squeeze my hand off, but at least let me know you're there!Man card revoked if you don't firmly grip my hand when you shake it. (You're excused if you're under 8.) Also, if you shake too long, I will get very annoyed with you.
The real question is, How many of you have completed Hemingway's requirements for being a Man?
1.Plant a Tree
2.Fight a Bull
3. Write a novel
4.Father a child
could be that youre just not comfortable enough with yourself to get a manicure. its ok.
and i imagine they dont make flip flops to fit your giant feet. [
The real question is, How many of you have completed Hemingway's requirements for being a Man?
1.Plant a Tree yup
2.Fight a Bull I fought a big fat chick over a Twinkie.
3. Write a novel That's gay.
4.Father a child Yup
Can we do this for women, too? If you're going to shake a person's hand, be sincere about it for crying out loud! You don't have to squeeze my hand off, but at least let me know you're there!